weekenddragonslayer:

Thanks Satan

weekenddragonslayer:

Thanks Satan

davidbisese:

legalmexican:

girlfights:

I have this memorized

middle school kids are scary


Two guys fought in the hallway in middle school, and one of the guys literally took other guys head and slammed it in a locker and fractured his skull.

 middle school was fucking awful

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

vintagefuckup:

in case you haven’t heard this today:

  • you’re amazing
  • you’re cute
  • your smile is beautiful
  • you’re beautiful
  • you’re loved
  • you deserve to live
  • you’re strong
  • you can do this

and i am so proud of you for still being here

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

gaytable:

second-breakfast-with-lucifer:

consultingsuperhero:

castielthelittleblackwingedangel:

darukachai:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

0hmycas:

Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty

exhibit A

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Exhibit B

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we need to have a talk

holy shit

Exhibit A

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Exhibit B

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 more like

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(pictures via mishasboobs and deanpicspams)

Dean is literally Gods example of this fucking theory. Jesus Christ. Dat purgatory look.

i’m sorry

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