I have this memorized
middle school kids are scary
Two guys fought in the hallway in middle school, and one of the guys literally took other guys head and slammed it in a locker and fractured his skull.
middle school was fucking awful
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
in case you haven’t heard this today:
- you’re amazing
- you’re cute
- your smile is beautiful
- you’re beautiful
- you’re loved
- you deserve to live
- you’re strong
- you can do this
and i am so proud of you for still being here
Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty
we need to have a talk
Dean is literally Gods example of this fucking theory. Jesus Christ. Dat purgatory look.
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