Ant-man: There's nothing to enjoy about fighting.
Hulk: You're doing it wrong then.
Conversation I overheard at work
Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?


shhh do you hear that? that low, unearthly thrumming in the distance, slowly approaching? it’s the whovians. they’ve woken up.


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you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either


what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first



Our junk food is better than yours america

america has almost all the same stuff but with less stupid names


Waiting for someone to have a crush on me