Ant-man: There's nothing to enjoy about fighting.
Hulk: You're doing it wrong then.
Conversation I overheard at work
Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

shhh do you hear that? that low, unearthly thrumming in the distance, slowly approaching? it’s the whovians. they’ve woken up.

pondrific:

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ombrume:

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

edens-blog:

boynerdramblings:

Our junk food is better than yours america

america has almost all the same stuff but with less stupid names

placatory:

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

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